What could possibly go wrong if this fine gentlemen (I know it’s a girl, but damn…) knows your RL name, one that happens to be somewhat unique or she just knows enough about you to put the details together, and he… sorry, she drives her spinner hubcap’ed minivan to your house to chat about why you removed him from the guild?
I’ll tell you what!
Free WoW for the rest of your life my friend! Because after you wake up from your coma and sue the shit out of Mr. “We don’t make games to have fun” Kotick, and assuming WoW still has servers up (hey, a guy can dream right?), you better believe you are going to be sitting on a really sweet VIP account. Granted everyone will know your RL name, and if they then get pissed because they want your VIP account, they might come over and send you back into that coma, but who cares, that VIP account most likely gets you a sparkle pony or some other ‘epic’ loot. Totally worth it IMO.
Can this thing launch already? This is like watching a car accident, only instead of seeing the flaming wreck after it happens, you’re like Nicolas Cage in that movie no one saw where he can predict the future, and you actually get to wait for the car wreck to happen right in front of you.
Chuck-o-the-day: Chuck Norris fears RealID.