FedEx sucks

No computer until Monday. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.
DIAF.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 18th, 2011 at 12:42 pm and is filed under Random, Rant. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to FedEx sucks

  1. bonedead says:
    February 18, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    Har har

    Reply
  2. Gankalicious says:
    February 18, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Bugger!

    Condolences mate. I hate being without my computer even if I have no plans to use it (like that ever happens).

    Reply
  3. smee, T says:
    February 18, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    pwned

    Reply
  4. mbp says:
    February 19, 2011 at 4:02 am

    Stop gap solution to tide you over till Monday:

    Go to your existing PC – Load up Crysis 2 or similar rig breaking game. Move all graphical and performance settings to “Extreme”. Launch game in slide show mode.

    Now sit in front of screen with palms outstretched breathe slowly and deeply as you chant a mantra and let your body slip into a deep meditation trance where time seems almost to stand still. Then you can play the game at 1 frame per second and it will seem as smooth as silk to you.

    PS. IF you are having difficulty with the deep meditation I believe Benzodiazepine can have a similar effect – health warnings apply.

    PPS. Happy Birthday

    Reply

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