The annual “start fight, get humiliated, ragequit but not really” post is out from Tobold, at a new record of just 17 days into 2016 this year. His thin skin is getting thinner with old age I guess. It’s pretty wonderful this time around too. Not quite “SynCaine is evil” on the outrageously dumb statements scale (and certainly no “CCP will go bankrupt in 2013” idiocy), but still plenty of delicious tears to harvest all around.
My favorite part about Tobold over the last few years is he has regressed into your classic middle school bully. If he thinks he has found an easy target he will act tough for the crowd, but the first time he gets hit in the nose the tears come out and he turtles up. Rinse repeat over and over again.
And lets not get ourselves confused, he not only asks for this, he begs for it. Go back over those F4 posts of his and tell me that’s not the case. Why do you think he is so proud of his “I can insult you on my blog, but I’ll delete your insults or replies” stance? Because he wants this attention, both at his blog and others. How is he both offended by what he is crying about in that post but also doesn’t read said blogs? Can’t have it both ways inferno-man, so stop lying and just admit you crave the attention. At least, until reality hits him and he is the clown everyone is laugh at. Then it’s ragequit post time.
Actually I take it back. Tobold isn’t just a pre-teen bully, he is also that teenage girl on Facebook who posts “Having a bad day :sadface emoji:” without context, just begging for “Are you ok?” replies and attention from like-minded fools. Well here you go princess, another post just for you. Think of it as a ‘thank you’ for all the entertainment you have inadvertently provided us in 2015, plus 2016 is already off to a strong start!