Category Archives: Darkfall Online

Dear DarkFall, WoW called, they want their launch plan back.

Tell me if this sounds familiar: Hyped game launches, servers get swarmed, queues go up, people bitch about queues and in-game lag, massive server outages which include the company compensating all accounts with additional game time, forum idiots asking how … Continue reading

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The best PK death ever, thanks DarkFall.

I’m not really going to talk about the tech issues DarkFall is having, as it’s rather simple. Too many people online, the game never kicks people, lag is bad, queue queue, and all that. It’s an MMO, and in exchange … Continue reading

Posted in Darkfall Online, MMO design, PvP | 18 Comments

Getting my PvE on in DarkFall

Last night, after a nice 2 hour queue to log in (damn carebear tourists got through!), I had an experience I was not exactly expecting from DarkFall; I had fun doing a PvE dungeon run. Don’t get too excited yet … Continue reading

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More quick thoughts on DarkFall

My DarkFall time was a bit short yesterday, as Destro CoW had our first Lost Vale run planned, along with the release of the Choppa/Slayer class for those who completed the Bitter Rivals event. Lost Vale was very entertaining, and … Continue reading

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30 minutes of DarkFall

I logged in and got insta-ganked by a max level character camping the spawn point. I quit. This game is the suxzorz! As noted yesterday, I finally got my DarkFall account and was able to play for a quick 30 … Continue reading

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I’m in!

Finally after a full week of attempts, I got my Darkfall account today. I can already taste the delicious carebear QQ tears.

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Getting a Darkfall account, still hardcore.

The website to order Darkfall has been accepting orders each day for roughly 5-10 minutes before closing again due to availability. During that 5-10 minute window, and roughly 30 minutes before and after, the website is slammed with traffic and … Continue reading

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Wolves and Sheep

With the release of Darkfall, the terms ‘wolves’ and ‘sheep’ have been thrown around frequently on forums and blogs. I figured this might be a good time to dig a bit deeper and try to find out just who really … Continue reading

Posted in Darkfall Online, DoTA, EVE Online, Mass Media, MMO design, PvP, Ultima Online, Warhammer Online, World of Warcraft | 25 Comments

Only carebears play Darkfall

It’s March 2nd, and the sheep are still playing Darkfall. This is a slap in the face to all those ‘hardcore’ wolves who signed up, as clearly all of you are slacking way too much. Get out there and gank … Continue reading

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Old nightmares still haunt some people.

Dear Lum, Some of us remember the torment that was pre-trammies UO for you. You got killed, ganked, decapitated, harassed, etc. People called you fat, and a picture of you ‘leaked’ out and was the source of entertainment for many. … Continue reading

Posted in Darkfall Online, Rant, Ultima Online | 53 Comments